Comments on: THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/ Reviews, Trailers, and Much More! Wed, 23 May 2012 04:57:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Dr.||\//|| http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-6127 Dr.||\//|| Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:15:43 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-6127 Seemed like, some blood, gunfire, starvation, and a bag of gold were crammed into the blender and out came this movie. No plot, a pathetic hero, about a hundred fifty lucky and irrational escapes. A little fun, but mostly just aimless until the predictable ending. Rating: 1 / 5 Seemed like, some blood, gunfire, starvation, and a bag of gold were crammed into the blender and out came this movie. No plot, a pathetic hero, about a hundred fifty lucky and irrational escapes. A little fun, but mostly just aimless until the predictable ending.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-6126 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jun 2010 21:41:33 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-6126 Terrible. Director Leone amuses himself while showing the audience a self indulgent unbelieveable mess albiet beautifully photographed. Rating: 1 / 5 Terrible. Director Leone amuses himself while showing the audience a self indulgent unbelieveable mess albiet beautifully photographed.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-6125 Anonymous Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:18:52 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-6125 Sergio Leone plumbed his greatest depths of nitwittedness when he essayed the script for this travesty. Still, people are watching it 35 years later, so his financiers got something out of it. It would take the film's full running time to detail how bad it is but one scene captures some of the flavor. Prisoner Eli Wallach the Ugly is being transported to the gallows by Union troop train when he throws himself and his guard out the door of a crowded boxcar. Nobody says hey, train never stops, and neither does another express coming the other way when Wallach uses it to cut the cuffs between him and his dead captor, despite the fact that the deceased is laying in the middle of the tracks. Leone knew exactly nothing about the American West and neither do the people who enjoy his ludicrously mismanaged fantasies about the time and place. Rating: 1 / 5 Sergio Leone plumbed his greatest depths of nitwittedness when he essayed the script for this travesty. Still, people are watching it 35 years later, so his financiers got something out of it. It would take the film’s full running time to detail how bad it is but one scene captures some of the flavor. Prisoner Eli Wallach the Ugly is being transported to the gallows by Union troop train when he throws himself and his guard out the door of a crowded boxcar. Nobody says hey, train never stops, and neither does another express coming the other way when Wallach uses it to cut the cuffs between him and his dead captor, despite the fact that the deceased is laying in the middle of the tracks. Leone knew exactly nothing about the American West and neither do the people who enjoy his ludicrously mismanaged fantasies about the time and place.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Cornfield http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-6124 Cornfield Wed, 02 Jun 2010 19:10:01 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-6124 I have seen many pathetic films in my life. This topped them. Did I rate one star? Sorry- I meant negative 11 stars. It was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. It was a total waste of three hours when I could have been sleeping. There was no point. The script and storyline were pathetic. The gore was overdone- too much blood, killing, and the like. It was totally historically inaccurate, and the Civil War scenes were so grossly unrealistic that it was laughable. All Civil War veterans are rolling over in their graves. Any scene that was supposed to be touching was pathetic. One of the abolsute bombs was when Clint Eastwood fires off a canon twice with his cigar- yet he does not even load it- either time. And somehow, without even aiming the canon, he knocks his 'friend' off his horse. <br /> <br />The movie is a failure. F-A-I-L-U-R-E. Crappy. Junky. Just plain DUMB. STUPID. PATHETIC. <br /> <br />I am not going to waste any more words on it. Just....whatever you do....save your money. Don't buy it. It's not worth 50 cents. Rating: 1 / 5 I have seen many pathetic films in my life. This topped them. Did I rate one star? Sorry- I meant negative 11 stars. It was the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my entire life. It was a total waste of three hours when I could have been sleeping. There was no point. The script and storyline were pathetic. The gore was overdone- too much blood, killing, and the like. It was totally historically inaccurate, and the Civil War scenes were so grossly unrealistic that it was laughable. All Civil War veterans are rolling over in their graves. Any scene that was supposed to be touching was pathetic. One of the abolsute bombs was when Clint Eastwood fires off a canon twice with his cigar- yet he does not even load it- either time. And somehow, without even aiming the canon, he knocks his ‘friend’ off his horse.

The movie is a failure. F-A-I-L-U-R-E. Crappy. Junky. Just plain DUMB. STUPID. PATHETIC.

I am not going to waste any more words on it. Just….whatever you do….save your money. Don’t buy it. It’s not worth 50 cents.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: J. Peavler http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/comment-page-1/#comment-6123 J. Peavler Wed, 02 Jun 2010 16:33:13 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly/#comment-6123 Would not play, only presented window saying must update Blu Ray Player. However over two dozen other Blu Ray movies function within the same Player. This was only one that did not. Rating: 1 / 5 Would not play, only presented window saying must update Blu Ray Player. However over two dozen other Blu Ray movies function within the same Player. This was only one that did not.
Rating: 1 / 5

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