Comments on: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/ Reviews, Trailers, and Much More! Wed, 23 May 2012 04:57:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: The Snooty Movie Critic http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/comment-page-1/#comment-1246 The Snooty Movie Critic Wed, 03 Feb 2010 17:32:17 +0000 http://atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/#comment-1246 First of all, any movie with Vin Diesel should tell you right off the bat that it's gonna be bad. And this movie is BAD. Spielberg was always a pretty overrated director. This movie isn't as bad as "E.T.," but it's not realistic. The first 20 minutes look like a PlayStation movie. For a more accurate depiction of the horrors of war, check out the amazing "Pearl Harbor" with Ben Affleck. Rating: 1 / 5 First of all, any movie with Vin Diesel should tell you right off the bat that it’s gonna be bad. And this movie is BAD. Spielberg was always a pretty overrated director. This movie isn’t as bad as “E.T.,” but it’s not realistic. The first 20 minutes look like a PlayStation movie. For a more accurate depiction of the horrors of war, check out the amazing “Pearl Harbor” with Ben Affleck.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/comment-page-1/#comment-1245 Anonymous Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:51:26 +0000 http://atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/#comment-1245 This video will be very popular among those who enjoy dressing their grown children in doughboy uniforms and listening to Connie Francis LP's which smell vaguely of mothballs. The play acting of a guilt ridden baby boomer, whose only beach he has stormed is the property in his front yard, when jogging with noted war criminal Bill Clinton, as one of the Nuremberg prosecutors described him. Rating: 1 / 5 This video will be very popular among those who enjoy dressing their grown children in doughboy uniforms and listening to Connie Francis LP’s which smell vaguely of mothballs. The play acting of a guilt ridden baby boomer, whose only beach he has stormed is the property in his front yard, when jogging with noted war criminal Bill Clinton, as one of the Nuremberg prosecutors described him.
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Karner, Anders http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/comment-page-1/#comment-1244 Karner, Anders Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:01:17 +0000 http://atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/#comment-1244 Got moved by the fact a mother lost three sons and the fourth and last is about to be saved. (Earns a star.) <br />Sappy. <br />Patriotic propaganda. <br />Good battle scenes. (Earns another star.) <br />To much of the good guys and the bad guys. <br /> <br />Watch "The thin red line". <br />Gives you a punch in the tummy and you'll feel it for a long time. <br />Private Ryan you'll forget the minute you leave the theater or turn of your DVD player. Rating: 2 / 5 Got moved by the fact a mother lost three sons and the fourth and last is about to be saved. (Earns a star.)
Sappy.
Patriotic propaganda.
Good battle scenes. (Earns another star.)
To much of the good guys and the bad guys.

Watch “The thin red line”.
Gives you a punch in the tummy and you’ll feel it for a long time.
Private Ryan you’ll forget the minute you leave the theater or turn of your DVD player.
Rating: 2 / 5

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/comment-page-1/#comment-1243 Anonymous Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:41:26 +0000 http://atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/#comment-1243 How can a movie with so much violence, blood, and profanity be so well liked by a "Christian" society? I don't care how supposedly accurate this movie portrayed the soldiers emotions and conditions, they still shouldn't have been so immoral. This is America, the Christian nation, founded by God, and ruled by the lord Jesus Christ. Cursing and swearing are not good Christain activities, and I just don't agree with their glorification of these things. For a real movie about a battle you should all watch Left Behind, based on the books written by Tim and Jerry. They are great and they tell the story of the rapture which is sure to be coming soon with filth like this being shown in todays homes. Instead of Saving Private Ryan maybe you should all try saving yourself in the eyes of the almighty lord. Praise be to Jesus!! More Christians need to stand up and do the lords work and get rid of ideas other than ours!! Rating: 1 / 5 How can a movie with so much violence, blood, and profanity be so well liked by a “Christian” society? I don’t care how supposedly accurate this movie portrayed the soldiers emotions and conditions, they still shouldn’t have been so immoral. This is America, the Christian nation, founded by God, and ruled by the lord Jesus Christ. Cursing and swearing are not good Christain activities, and I just don’t agree with their glorification of these things. For a real movie about a battle you should all watch Left Behind, based on the books written by Tim and Jerry. They are great and they tell the story of the rapture which is sure to be coming soon with filth like this being shown in todays homes. Instead of Saving Private Ryan maybe you should all try saving yourself in the eyes of the almighty lord. Praise be to Jesus!! More Christians need to stand up and do the lords work and get rid of ideas other than ours!!
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/comment-page-1/#comment-1242 Anonymous Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:38:44 +0000 http://atatheatrenearyou.org/saving-private-ryan/#comment-1242 "~I have never been a fan of Spielberg, Most of his films such as, Field of dreams, Star wars, and Forest Gump strike me as trivial and nationalistic. This film is like all his rest. In other words I feel that Mr. Spielberg is quite simply one big Honky, who makes honky films for Honkies. This film is awful and dangerously over praised. Ed Burns is the cinematic equivalent of an almond joy bar, without the almonds or the joy. take a shining to. Rating: 1 / 5 “~I have never been a fan of Spielberg, Most of his films such as, Field of dreams, Star wars, and Forest Gump strike me as trivial and nationalistic. This film is like all his rest. In other words I feel that Mr. Spielberg is quite simply one big Honky, who makes honky films for Honkies. This film is awful and dangerously over praised. Ed Burns is the cinematic equivalent of an almond joy bar, without the almonds or the joy. take a shining to.
Rating: 1 / 5

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