Comments on: LAST ACTION HERO

By: Oscar Jimenez G

Oscar Jimenez G — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 23:42:30 +0000

I’m not in favor of book or movie burning but if I could destroy every copy of this movie I would. If there is a more stupid movie than this one I hope I never see it. This one is without doubt the worst movie of all times, so my advise to you is: Don’t waste your money buying a copy of this movie, buy Spaceballs or even Pewee’s Big Adventure instead. Coud you imagine it was said that this “movie” would beat Jurassic Park at the box office when they where both released in 1993 ?
Rating: 1 / 5

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 23:02:01 +0000

I saw this film for the first time some weeks ago. I expected a hard- hitting action thriller, with reasonable acting to boot. Instead I got, what I can only describe as the worst film with Arnie (and this includes the “Conan” series!!, yes this film really is that bad). With a storyline more irrational than a dog on heat, Arnie leads a cast which capitulates under some truly awful script- writing. The very thought that a boy, (who also annoyed me with increasing severity as the film trudged on), could pick up a magic ticket, which transports him into different places of compromising situations, is absurd. The villains are more wooden than the “Mary Rose” and just when you thought the film could not get less feasible, the ending comes along, and you are left to sit on your seat, flabberghasted that you’ve really watched the entirity of what is a really very poor movie.Verdict: If you’re a fan of nonsensical storylines and below par (more like ten below par!!), then this is the film for you. To all others who actually want to see a decent film, watch “The Usulal Suspects”!
Rating: 1 / 5

By: Church of The Flaming Sword

Church of The Flaming Sword — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 20:38:04 +0000

This movie is the epitome of excess: budget, explosions, melodrama, “cuteness”, in-jokes. LAH is one of those films that thinks its a lot more hip and clever than what it really is. It claims to be a spoof of the action movie genre when all it really does is shake its own hands. The jokes are not funny and yet you get the feeling that the people responsible for this cinematic atrocity are sending a subliminal message that translates as, ” That skit was pretty cool, huh?”. The action sequences, intended to be absurd, only elicit yawning. The child, who was intended to be cute, is annoying. The only saving grace, if you can call it that, LAH has is Arnold Schwarzeneggar’s performance. His (non)acting is just as good in this movie as it is in THE TERMINATOR or TRUE LIES. If the only good thing about your movie is Schwarzeneggar’s acting, then your movie is in serious trouble. I like a good spoof movie as much as anyone, as long as it is funny like BLAZING SADDLES or THE NAKED GUN movies. But I think this movie was best described on an episode of THE SIMPSONS. On that episode there was a fancy party in which all the beautiful people of Springfield attended. There was a character at the party inspired by Arnold Schwarzeneggar named Rainier Wolfcastle. Police Chief Wiggum walked up the Wolfcastle and said, “Magic ticket, my a**!”. My sentiments exactly.
Rating: 1 / 5

By: sihacking@postmaster.co.uk

sihacking@postmaster.co.uk — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 18:34:59 +0000

look into my eyes, dooie.cakehole avec forest trees fromColin Hucklebeetttrry Hound
Rating: 1 / 5

By: R. Love

R. Love — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 18:04:53 +0000

I love a lot of Arnold’s movies but this movie is just a one time viewing.
My overall opinion a horrible movie, would have been great if it was actually funny.
Rating: 1 / 5