Comments on: IGN REVIEWS – CONAN THE BARBARIAN MOVIE REVIEW

By: 500millionamericans

500millionamericans — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 04:58:35 +0000

Shit review. This film is the FUBU of barbarian films. It tries so hard to deliver action, violence, and gore, that it just becomes a boring endless stream of it. If you liked this film, then I hope your mommy doesn’t find out about the booby scene, cuz it would suck to get grounded for such a lame one. Arnold is King Conan!

By: CyreckX

CyreckX — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 04:12:28 +0000

@Papelmusic Agreed but the movie is the same is “dogshit like jeremy jahns said

By: cloudvol7

cloudvol7 — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:38:57 +0000

It’s a horrible Review! The movies more like 3/10 star’s!

By: BalkanBrawler

BalkanBrawler — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 03:38:51 +0000

Watched it in 3D yesturday….Rubbish…If your a fan dont watch it in 3D give it a chance atleast. Momoa has a better face than Arnold if u wanna stay true to the comic but his physique is nothing, he is to small just not intimidating enough, flat muscle definition just hasnt got that Grrrrrr facter of aggression when he flex’s or even just standing there just looks flat. 90 million well wasted ! give me $2,000 and in ten weeks i would have turned him into a beast he would have looked scary

By: BalkanBrawler

BalkanBrawler — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 02:59:43 +0000

oh and the music was crap…the old theme music / soundtrack was simply beautifull. Akiros voice over and the SWORD the damn sword looked horrible cant even compare the two i mean the Conan sword come on how do u get that wrong.

And 1 more thing sorry…..The word CROM ….. I only heard CROM once ….once!

sorry bout the rant but it really gets to me when it comes to CONAN the guy never even watched the originals…

By: CJ2GAME

CJ2GAME — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 02:40:35 +0000

Look at me ima gangster.

By: ultimAvalon

ultimAvalon — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:51:50 +0000

wtf, u serious????
1. effects were shit
2. Predictable as hell
3. Story was borring, sloppy, lazy, bad
4. the first movie was EPIC!!!!!!!!
5. felt like the scenes were completely random.. e.g. one scene hes running from a collapsing dungeon and the next moment hes galloping on a horse that seems to have spawned out of his ass! the whole film felt like it was composed from many individual scenes instead of a flowing story.
6. acting from extras was BAD!

This has the potential of being a BIG list

By: trovao5

trovao5 — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 01:15:21 +0000

Im hearing a lot of PeoPle sayng that this movie was bad, well it was fu€&@ng terrible super predictable.just another excuse for a 3D movie

By: trovao5

trovao5 — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:57:40 +0000

It pisses me off when they spend loads of money making crap movies instead of thinkin a bit

By: CommanderShepardXII

CommanderShepardXII — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:49:37 +0000

urgh….i cant even be arsed to comment on this film….