Comments on: CLOVERFIELD http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/ Reviews, Trailers, and Much More! Mon, 21 May 2012 04:52:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: C. Castleberry http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/comment-page-1/#comment-14852 C. Castleberry Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:57:09 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/#comment-14852 Pros: I loved seeing a fresh young cast of relatively unknown actors instead of over-exposed, overplayed 'A or B-listers'. Kudos on the casting. <br /> <br />Cons: everything else <br /> <br />Other thoughts: If you think of this movie as 'Godzilla meets the Blair Witch Project', you'll have a fair idea of what to expect. Oh, and everyone dies. The end. Rating: 2 / 5 Pros: I loved seeing a fresh young cast of relatively unknown actors instead of over-exposed, overplayed ‘A or B-listers’. Kudos on the casting.

Cons: everything else

Other thoughts: If you think of this movie as ‘Godzilla meets the Blair Witch Project’, you’ll have a fair idea of what to expect. Oh, and everyone dies. The end.
Rating: 2 / 5

]]> By: Marc Bouhana http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/comment-page-1/#comment-14851 Marc Bouhana Thu, 23 Sep 2010 08:25:32 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/#comment-14851 well i have enough of the movies of the kind of blair witch : bad filming <br /> <br />i wanted to end when i watched cloverfield because bad filming while all the entire movie it is too much <br /> <br />anyway i could like it if it was not a camescope filming Rating: 1 / 5 well i have enough of the movies of the kind of blair witch : bad filming

i wanted to end when i watched cloverfield because bad filming while all the entire movie it is too much

anyway i could like it if it was not a camescope filming
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Minnie and Henery Krumb http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/comment-page-1/#comment-14850 Minnie and Henery Krumb Thu, 23 Sep 2010 07:29:55 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/#comment-14850 "if they were any younger we would be THROWING FETUSES down the runway [with an accent!!!!!] <br /> <br />...nothing worthwhile here ..... close to a 'running', 'jumping', 'screaming' ......type of movie [Spike Milligan could and should have turned this one into something extraordinary] .... even "The Giant Claw" provides more pucker....... <br /> <br />......oddly enough you can leave the room - come back and find yourself still totally confused by this v-e-r-y amateurish flop-de-jour. <br /> <br />[The, umm .... parasites are not that original - remember Johnny Weismuller "Jungle Jim" and the Desert Spiders....????] <br /> <br />Paramount is below the barrell here .... Rating: 1 / 5 “if they were any younger we would be THROWING FETUSES down the runway [with an accent!!!!!]

…nothing worthwhile here ….. close to a ‘running’, ‘jumping’, ‘screaming’ ……type of movie [Spike Milligan could and should have turned this one into something extraordinary] …. even “The Giant Claw” provides more pucker…….

……oddly enough you can leave the room – come back and find yourself still totally confused by this v-e-r-y amateurish flop-de-jour.

[The, umm .... parasites are not that original - remember Johnny Weismuller "Jungle Jim" and the Desert Spiders....????]

Paramount is below the barrell here ….
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: J. Bruemmer http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/comment-page-1/#comment-14849 J. Bruemmer Thu, 23 Sep 2010 05:58:41 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/#comment-14849 NO GOOD MOVE DO,NOT BUY IT WAST OF MONEY BUY A GOOD MOVE NOT THIS ???!!! Rating: 1 / 5 NO GOOD MOVE DO,NOT BUY IT WAST OF MONEY BUY A GOOD MOVE NOT THIS ???!!!
Rating: 1 / 5

]]> By: Richie C http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/comment-page-1/#comment-14848 Richie C Thu, 23 Sep 2010 05:23:59 +0000 http://www.atatheatrenearyou.org/cloverfield/#comment-14848 Here is how the movie goes, <br />First 30min or so videocam of some couples daily life.... <br />Next 30min hint of some monster attack..... <br />Last 30min or so running for their life... <br />WARNING: all the above are shot thru the viewpoint of a viewcam with EXTREME jerking of the scene. Worse than any amateur or even kid shooting a home video. You feel nausea & eyes gets strains.I think those idiots cameraman deliberately shake the camera...in the name of artistic ? <br /> <br />Hence my experience for 1st 30min was extreme boredom & eyes strains, looking at some irrelevant home video ? <br />Next 30min nausea kicks in as more & more jerky scenes.Your eyes must be both closed now to avoid further abuse. <br />Last 30min,jerking continues, many peoples already left the movie hall. I sat thru with eyes closed as feeling too nausea & sick to leave. <br />Finally when shows ends only me & 2 couples left. Thanks god the torture is over. <br /> <br />Cannot understand why anyone would find this film ok, artistic, 4 stars , blah blah blah. This film should get negative 5 stars & rated T for torture. <br /> <br />The WORST movie in my viewing history. RIPOFF, THRASH ! <br />This thrash should NOT be called a movie. <br />Utter waste of resources & viewers time. <br />See at your health's risk. <br /> <br /> Rating: 1 / 5 Here is how the movie goes,
First 30min or so videocam of some couples daily life….
Next 30min hint of some monster attack…..
Last 30min or so running for their life…
WARNING: all the above are shot thru the viewpoint of a viewcam with EXTREME jerking of the scene. Worse than any amateur or even kid shooting a home video. You feel nausea & eyes gets strains.I think those idiots cameraman deliberately shake the camera…in the name of artistic ?

Hence my experience for 1st 30min was extreme boredom & eyes strains, looking at some irrelevant home video ?
Next 30min nausea kicks in as more & more jerky scenes.Your eyes must be both closed now to avoid further abuse.
Last 30min,jerking continues, many peoples already left the movie hall. I sat thru with eyes closed as feeling too nausea & sick to leave.
Finally when shows ends only me & 2 couples left. Thanks god the torture is over.

Cannot understand why anyone would find this film ok, artistic, 4 stars , blah blah blah. This film should get negative 5 stars & rated T for torture.

The WORST movie in my viewing history. RIPOFF, THRASH !
This thrash should NOT be called a movie.
Utter waste of resources & viewers time.
See at your health’s risk.

Rating: 1 / 5

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